Steaming mad

I am steaming mad today.  We ran into Trousers and his mom again today.  Trousers mom told my mom that her sister has a litter of 4 week old Boston Terriers.  My mom seemed a LITTLE too interested for my liking. 

If they get a new bratty, stupid dog, I’m outta here.  I’ll go live with Auntie Ayelet… she’s got the sweetest house.  Or, the ladies who love me on the trail would be fun to live with.

But DUDE, I almost caught a squirrel this morning.  THIS close.  Tomorrow.

Wanted: PR Assistant

So we ran into my good friend Trousers this morning.  I told my mom I’d let her be my PR Assistant to help promote my blog.  She needs to feel important, you know.

Get this, she tells Trousers mom about my blog.  Trousers mom says, “uh, we gotta go” and walked away.  Clearly she sucks at this. 

Trousers has no chance.